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catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

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jebsen:

A life lesson from Star Wars Episode V
This single scene from Episode V summarizes why Han Solo is the best character in the entire Star Wars saga.
In Episode V: Empire Strikes Back Han Solo is walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then maybe back to his room with Leia.
But the door to the dining room suddenly opens, and there is the evil Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look questioning at Lando. Han doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Without a single second of hesitation he starts shooting.
Be like Han. Be a badass.

He doesn’t just shoot at him. HE SHOOTS DARTH VADER. HE DOES NOT MISS.

swoz:

jebsen:

A life lesson from Star Wars Episode V

This single scene from Episode V summarizes why Han Solo is the best character in the entire Star Wars saga.

In Episode V: Empire Strikes Back Han Solo is walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando. Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then maybe back to his room with Leia.

But the door to the dining room suddenly opens, and there is the evil Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look questioning at Lando. Han doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Without a single second of hesitation he starts shooting.

Be like Han. Be a badass.

He doesn’t just shoot at him. HE SHOOTS DARTH VADER. HE DOES NOT MISS.

droescha:

Roses are white

nightlock is blue

it’s called Catching Fire

not Hunger Games 2

catswithbenefits:

smile and wave nigga

smile and wave

did-you-kno:

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lolthefunniest:

grade-a-memo:

This dog is like “I know this white bitch ain’t speaking to me”

IS THAT A REAL DOG?

lolthefunniest:

grade-a-memo:

This dog is like “I know this white bitch ain’t speaking to me”

IS THAT A REAL DOG?

internetgf:

eatsleepcrap:

sunglasssemoji:

eatsleepcrap:

eatsleepcrap:

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

IM KILLING MYSELF