“the fuck you going to do about it”
he meows so hard he falls over :o
cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this